Numpty; noun, nump – tea.
A Numpty is a person who works in a windowless cubicle pushing a pencil around to justify their own existence.
Generally employed by governmental, corporate organisations, insurance companies etc. Basic duties involve creating irritating dialog, money saving ploys, senseless unreasonable logic in subjects and industries they have absolutely no experience or understanding of. Which are then regarded by those that live in the clouds in some obscure sky scraper as infallible truth (as long as it saves money). These strange humans then decide that these new momentary lapses of reason is now law, which must be abided and adhered to by the workers at the ground level.
The opinions of which have never been asked, believed or considered of any importance, regardless of the wealth of their experience.