What is a Numpty ?

Numpty; noun, nump – tea.

A Numpty is a person who works in a windowless cubicle pushing a pencil around to justify their own existence.

Generally employed by governmental, corporate organisations, insurance companies etc. Basic duties involve creating irritating dialog, money saving ploys, senseless unreasonable logic in subjects and industries they have absolutely no experience or understanding of. Which are then regarded by those that live in the clouds in some obscure sky scraper as infallible truth (as long as it saves money). These strange humans then decide that these new momentary lapses of reason is now law, which must be abided and adhered to by the workers at the ground level.

The opinions of which have never been asked, believed or considered of any importance, regardless of the wealth of their experience.


Kia Ora, Haremai, haremai e hoa ma. Hi, welcome, welcome, friend.

So this is it. I now have my own blog, which I will be filling with all my mad and crazy thoughts and tips, some poetry, which has a tendency  to delve into Vogon (a long story) there will be a certain amount of  2013-12-08 13.25.11and at times some snaps2 015but mainly it will be just my own meandering thoughts